Seems like my brain always go somewhere on my way home from work

Yo.

I feel the magics at the Hogwarts
I feel the tragics and the awkwards
Remember Dobby? Call him the mini-me
Call him soppy bobby in the lobby in my memory
Remember the main man Harry Potter? He's
living in vain like hairy poultry
With Ron, the dumb Weasley and his world, Hermione
I bet Donald Trump will easily grab her by the puuuuu- mindfully
Blonde silly boy, nilly willy, Draco Malfoy
Switching sides, really, boy? Like a dizzy dragonfly, boy
Nobody nose (knows) what's poppin' with Lord Voldemort
Well he's dead so he ain't stoppin' me all the more
I want to keep rhyming in platform 9 3/4
But I can't. I'm only paid for 9 hours, 3 quarters!
So I just talk about the colors, the different houses
Those kids are stupid ballers, they're skipping classes
The Ravenclaws
Silly birds! Say they're smart but keep the craven laws
The Hufflepuffs
You boy know them woolly goats hit a couple puffs
Then them Slytherin hoes
The slippery toads
Coward snakes! Cower! Snape will slit her in the throat!
And finally, grieve the horde of the Gryffindor
Acting almighty, keeps riffing and winning, what are you beefing for?
Lay down.You're not dunk champion like Blake Griffin, though
Sorry not sorry, but I forgot my man that's hustled and harried
Don't worry, baby, I won't miss a shoutout to Mr. 'bust a nut' Hagrid

Yoho~

I just feel like posting this even though I still need to graduate

Yo.

This post is in English
It's what it is don't be squeamish
On my way, I remember The Lord, Jesus
But I also remember the lore of cheeses
There is the good book
Then there's the gouda, boo
Then I stop
When something pops
You know what rhymes with Jesus Christo ?
Some good ol' queso frito!
I said 'Hallelujah!'
My brain said 'Haloumi, ya!'
In the end, there is nothing meaningful in this
Other than I can find a rhyme in cheese

Yoho~